Words cannot describe this product… Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Pink copy

And yet I will make an attempt since we are on the topic of products that address the female stereotypes.

Ladies, I present to you “My New Pink Button.” Sounds cute? Perhaps frisky? Well to quote from the site directly, the “simple to use Genital Cosmetic Colorant restores the “Pink” back to a Woman’s Genitals.” Yes and now you too can get a brand new pink button for only 29.95 (as long as you reapply every “48 to 72 hours” as conveniently suggested by the site)!

Innocent? No. Sad not to mention gross? Yes.

The idea that women should be so obsessed with the color of their whoo-haa that they feel the need to dye it different colors every couple of days makes me beyond concerned. Judging by the whopping two positive comments they have received on the product so far, I have a feeling others agree.

Thanks to the ladies who put this website in front of me. If this beyond grosses you out as well, let the company know by emailing  info@mynewpinkbutton.com.

My New Pink Button

5 Responses to “Words cannot describe this product…”

  1. Marge says:

    I don’t really see the big deal with this? Isn’t it to each his (or her) own? I mean while the picture of the half naked girl is silly, women who feel self conscious down there should have options I think.

  2. FreshMint says:

    I dunno, I think this product is really messed up…because women don’t already obsess over their appearance enough, let’s add pussy lipstick to the ever expanding nether region hygiene repertoire next to anal bleach and front-to-back bikini waxes.

    if a guy ever complained about a lack of colour down there, he’d get smacked and then kicked out of my apartment. maybe i wouldn’t be so annoyed if there was a market for penis colour enhancement as well…

  3. admin says:

    Interesting research project…when I google “penis colour enhancement” I find nothing more than enlargement opportunities but as far as dyeing ever 2-3 days? Nope, nothin.

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