It seems like every site I go to has these “Is this your baby?” display ads that are well, frightening.

Personally I am not one who thinks too much about having children but the proliferation of ads featuring crack babies with cheeks the size of Gobstoppers and promising to show you what your baby will look like has forced me to think about what my baby might look like: what if it came out looking horrific. I am sorry but although my love for my offspring will be just the same, I am just not one of those people who think all babies are cute and cuddly. So, after seeing these images for the thousandth time, I finally caved and clicked figuring it couldn’t hurt to see what other freaky deaky children were in store. I was directed to the site Make-My-Baby.com, which takes two images and combines them into you guessed it, your future spawn.

Creeped out yet? Well of course this opportunity was just too great to pass up and I decided to give it a go…but instead of my partner’s picture and mine, I downloaded two pictures of myself. Hey if I am going to have a fictional kid, might as well test it out with my devilish good looks times two (if you can’t pick up on my sarcasm, just look at the pics below and you should get it).

So ladies and gentlemen I present to you the most beautiful (not to mention ACCURATE) baby this earth has ever laid its eyes on…..we can now return to our normal scheduling.

Tags: combining images, good looking babies, having children, make my baby, my child